sandra sue

i hate sandra sue. she used to pull my legs off in college and I never forgave her for it.

when i was sitting next to her in mr morton’s class, i used her pen to write my essay about minerals. i thought she hadn’t noticed, but then she grabbed the pen off of me and broke my fingers on my right hand. i swear she deliberately chose a pen that looked like mine so i’d make that mistake.

[read the rest of this in Adropiean Galactic Lego Set Blues]